AC/DC. Damned

Don't smoke don't fight don't light no cigarettesOr else you'll wind up in the canNo jokes no rights sit tight don't fool aroundYou are a guest of Uncle SamStand up look right don't slouch and stand at easeAllow no sex above the kneesWhen I snap you jump into the master planI'll be damnedWell I'll be damnedI'll be damned if I drink or smokeDamned if I steal your jokeI'll be damned if I go for