Adam Sandler. Cordurory Blues

When I was a boyThere was no limit to what I could eatShake after shake after shake after shakeFollowed by all kinds of red meatMetabolism runnin' around so fastMy body never gained to weightThat pissed off all my Momma's friendsAnd made my big-boned sister irateBut now I'm a manAnd all that frolicking has caused my ego to hurt'Cause even when I'm in the shower aloneI'm to embarrased to remove my